It has been a struggle, but looks like I am going to make my minimum 6 posts a month goal after all. I must say that I seriously underestimated the amount of extra time it takes to maintain this goal while fulfilling my commitment to jazz the site up more with images. Hopefully you noticed that every single post for the new year has had either an accompanying photo or topic relevant graphic. What this translates to is extra time required for every post. But I am committed to my loyal but demanding readers, so we journey on.
“Thy Enemy Has Fur!” Today we set our sites on my wildlife nemesis. That’s right, I am talking about this beast.
Do not be fooled by the cute brown-gray fur or the sparkling in the eyes because this monster is pure evil. I believe he spends his day scheming how to circumvent every one of the bird feeder protections I can think up. He’ll first use ninja like stealth to shimmy up the tree and wait until the coast is clear. Using his cunning ability to blend with the tree trunk colors, he will navigate towards the prize.
Look at him with that smirk on his face. But what he doesn’t know is I’m on to his little game. I’ll turn my back to give a false sense of security. Slowly he creeps out of the shadows and begins his decent. Claw over claw he makes his way to shiny brass container with the belly filling seed.
Actually it is a pretty impressive ability as he basically does a pawstand to stretch as far as possible down the twine. But what would you expect from devil-spawn? Once shimmed down the rope, he has to maintain his balance on the slippery top of the feeder. A top supposedly designed to hurl the rodent to is final resting place. But no, it doesn’t even seem to give an ounce of concern.
Another check to verify the coast is clear and over the side he goes. I would love to know what his strength to body weight ratio is. This must be where the heart gets pumping. With a constant eye on the nearby doors and windows the feet are put in place to give optimal support yet freedom to totally mangle my feeder.
I can’t take it anymore so I turn to face him… to strike fear in his eyes… to end this folly. Our eyes remain fixed as he assesses the danger and braces for my attack. At least that is what I though he was going to do. Instead, the coward literally leaps from the bird feeder and grabs on to the side of the tree. The leaping ability puts the twine crawling capability to shame. Back on solid ground he scampers back up to a position of authority. What’s he doing now? You have got to be kidding me?
The little SOB has taunted me a second time with a full flip-off. Enraged I fling open the door in protest. In a flash of the tail (yes, he waved it in my face for a third level of taunt) he bolts down the tree and heads out into the forest. He may have be able to get away clean this time, but I’ve got the camera charged up and waiting his return. Come to think of it, I’m a little hungry. I wonder if they really taste like chicken.
Until the NEXT time!