I’ve Got Big BAWS

Still fighting to get back to norm with my back. Officially pissing me off now that the weather has cooled down to perfect running temps. Decided I’ll give it two more days (including one more chiro visit) before I just say screw it, strap on the Asics and let the best man win. Things are a bit better as my doctor was able to get my legs back to the same length and now primarily focused on getting the swelling out of the sciatic. Until then I’ll just have to slither around.

Banded Water Snake found at Emiquon National Wildlife Refuge in July 2017

Oops, forgot to provide a coffee time warning, let’s correct that – for those of you that do not like small, slender footless creatures with forked tongues you might want pass over this particular post or minimally go grab your security blanket because this ride might get a bit bumpy. Yep, as you can see, today’s featured creature isn’t exactly small. Thanks to an interesting encounter at Emiquon National Wildlife Refuge back in July 2017 I get to bring you a BAWS.

Banded Water Snake found at Emiquon National Wildlife Refuge in July 2017

Hit the jump unless you are really not into these water spears in which case I’d wait a few more days until I have something new posted ha!

Nowhere close to those crazy people at National Geographic, but I’ve had my share of dicey encounters. I’ll never forget almost stepping on a Alligator (link here), being abandoned by my UB (wife) while another Alligator rolled up on us (link here), had a Brown Bear luckily reveal itself right before we headed down the same path (link here), had a stare down with a Bobcat neither of us knowing what the other was capable of (that I apparently still need to blog about) and later learned how stupid I was with an extremely large snapping turtle (link here) are some examples that come to mind. All ended well and as a result, got a lot smarter.

Banded Water Snake found at Emiquon National Wildlife Refuge in July 2017\

I’m rather blessed with the ability to remember extended details – although with exception to remembering things Linda wants me to do – probably more finely honed selective hearing ha. Each of those encounters I can pretty much recount flawlessly as they stay vivid as the moment of the encounter. I’ve spent a lot of time studying human behavior as people actually intrigue me even more than wildlife. Amazes me how those with the capacity for higher thinking can at like animals and those less gray mattered creatures can display an abundance of social cues and altruism. I’ll just leave that right there as I only brought it up to mention a theory I had that humans have the ability to store mentally based on a collective state of body diagnostics rather than just visual cues, smells, sounds, time etc. Think of it as a huge multidimensional index card file based on another set of dimensions including blood pressure, adrenaline levels, heart rate etc. that you experience at a given point in time.

Banded Water Snake found at Emiquon National Wildlife Refuge in July 2017

Never was able to get around to proving out the theory thanks to my programming classes eventually consuming me, but maybe something to take up once the office desk is vacated. Long story short, each of my personal encounters shot my heart rate through the roof, brought the blood pressure to boiling and at onset kicked in flight responses that could make it through a brick wall. The BAWS encounter here did the exact same thing. Ron and I were traversing a raised walkway through the marsh area at Emoquin when I looked down to our left and saw a Catfish floating above the water and across the rocks.

Banded Water Snake found at Emiquon National Wildlife Refuge in July 2017\

Initially, wasn’t sure how to rationalize that as you don’t often see a fish (a bottom dweller none the less) floating alongside you. While trying to piece it together, tried to get Ron’s attention. A split second later it hit me full force square in the internal flight reactors. “HOLY SHIT, look at the size of that snake”. True to our nature, both our cameras were up and snapping immediately. Thanks to The Beast, was able to get up close and personal with one of the biggest snakes I’ve ever seen in the wild – still think the one Ron and I saw above us in a tree at Wild Prairie Park takes top honors, but this wasn’t that far off).

Banded Water Snake found at Emiquon National Wildlife Refuge in July 2017

Now, with absolutely no doubt, I’m horrible at snake identification. Illinois really has few dangerous snakes and the ones I do come in contact with like the Garters, Blue Racers and Rat Snakes are easily recognizable. Unfortunately, we do have a venomous water snake which locally goes by Water Moccasin but actually named as a Cottonmouth. Distinguishing that venomous water snake from the other water varieties is difficult – all adept in the water, all have tubular bodies, all have forked tongues and all equally make me uneasy when in their presence – you get my drift. Therefore, the snakes that fall into this category are simply BAWS – BIG-ASSED WATER SNAKES. Being slow on the ID draw, I simply keep my distance and hope to god Linda doesn’t see one or all hell will break lose – she’s more likely to try to pet a grizzly than step within 20 feet of any slitherer.

Banded Water Snake found at Emiquon National Wildlife Refuge in July 2017

Luckily Ron takes photography as serious as I do and would never think to pass up this opportunity to tin some snake behavior. Eventually it decides we were not a threat to take its precious Catfish and headed off to enjoy a well-earned dinner. In case you are wondering, I do believe this is not a Water Moccasin and instead a Banded or Northern Water Snake. If anyone knows their snakes, would love to know if the Banded and the Northern are one in the same. The documentation is unclear from what I can find – some places like Wiki implied they are the same, where others reference them as more southern (Banded) or northern varieties. It also annoys me that the same snake can have a multitude of color palettes and it isn’t just at breeding time like our feathered friends. Will go ahead and call it a post here. Hope you enjoyed seeing something a bit different for a change – bad thing is I will know EXACTLY when Linda gets around to reading this post based on the scream that will ring throughout the house!

8 thoughts on “I’ve Got Big BAWS”

  1. Correct, very hard to identify. My only memories of these are from a long time ago, and when they were LAWS (little ass water snakes), think bungee cord sized. And even then identification was difficult as I was looking over my shoulder while running away very quickly.

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    1. I will just make a point that LAWS looks a lot like lawyer.. hmmmm. I think it was a bit comforting to know that it already had a mouthful or I would have probably been running as well ha. Glad to see you back Brad – been awhile since we don’t get to see each other at the office anymore.

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  2. BAWS! This one must rule. I would not want to be a fish in the location these guy gangs out.
    Great photos!!!
    I bet your selective hearing is now tuned as Linda screamed her “Honey get this done list!” After reading or glancing at your post.

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    1. This is actually a popular fishing area – well, further out away from this peninsula we were on so I think I’m with you …. do you get any of these coming up to your canoe/kayak?

      I’m currently on reprieve from the Honey Do duties thanks to my screwed up back, but she is watching my doctors responses like a hawk just waiting to start back up ha (besides, she is already unhappy with me on posting on a demon snake anyway!) Thanks for dropping in CJ – hope those chickens are under control.

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      1. Chickens are spoiled!!!! Only will eat gourmet food, and lettuce from my garden! The pickiest chickens I have ever owned!
        Nope on snakes and paddling.
        Linda could pay off your doctor’s for your early release.😂 Just saying…

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  3. I remember this encounter vividly. Strangest thing I’ve ever seen. And very near to the side of us as we walked on that narrow stretch. We both got great pics of it.

    That snake in the tree above us at the Wildlife Prairie Part, which you also saw first, may have been longer, but this one was much bigger. I also recall the Fox Snake, aka Rat Snake, that we saw while with my son Matt at Midewin National Tallgrass Prairie–that was also a big snake.

    Ron

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    1. I think I missed that snake at Midewin – can’t remember what the reason was, but I think I went back for something and when I returned everyone was talking about the Rat Snake – dammit. If I recall, you are kind of like a snake magnet – we saw this one at Emiquon, I think late last year we saw another one at Emiquon on the road, we definitely saw the one at WPP (don’t tell Linda about that or we’ll never go back, plus I have her convinced they can’t climb trees) and if not mistaken didn’t you about step on a small Garter at Chain O’ Lakes while were taking picture of an Eastern Bluebird? Screw me going first through weeds to flush out the ticks, I’m sending you in to scare away the Snakes!!!!

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  4. Wow, you have an excellent memory! Yes, all those snake encounters happened. Plus there was that tiny snake I showed you on the path in the prairie at Midewin, I believe, the one I had close-up shots of previously (I can’t remember the name of it).

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